tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-110770992011-04-21T12:46:52.777-07:00Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1126809412701932482005-09-15T11:36:00.000-07:002005-09-15T11:36:52.706-07:00Respect, yo<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/randomencounter/keeprollin.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-112680941270193248?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1119368939785708752005-06-21T08:48:00.000-07:002005-06-21T08:49:31.466-07:00<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/randomencounter/Clock_character.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-111936893978570875?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1118666913583064562005-06-13T05:45:00.000-07:002005-06-13T05:48:33.586-07:00Well, sort of.<br /><br />As of Saturday, June 11 I am 23 earth years old. Woo! Go me!<br /><br />I celebrated this magnificent event by helping my brother move into his new place.<br /><br />Hey, everybody, wish me a happy birthday. <em>Do it</em>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-111866691358306456?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1113597129177769442005-04-15T13:02:00.000-07:002005-04-15T13:32:09.180-07:00blah blah blah blah blah.<br /><br /><br /><br />Blah.<br /><br /><br />oh man i just entered a contest and did not win that makes me feel like such a failure and now i cant use punctuation or capitalization and i should sue or maybe get a burrito and stuff and what<br /><br /><br />Well ladies and gentlemen (by gentlemen I mean you guys, and by ladies I mean your mothers) it is getting to be that time of the semester again. Tests are coming up, classes are being assigned, and I am slowly dissolving in a pit of lime green jello. Yes, I am an innefectual secret agent much like<a href="http://www.secret-agent-josephine.com/blog/mrfunny.jpg"> this man.</a> I'm the one that gets all the B-grade evil scientists such as <a href="http://www.cgnetworks.com/stories/2003_9/mad_scientist/step_5_final.jpg">electro brain guy</a>, <a href="http://www.bible.ca/tracks/mad-scientist.gif">The Mad Chemist</a>, and of course <a href="http://blog.lewrockwell.com/lewrw/archives/bill_and_hillary_clinton-vi.jpg">The Clintons</a>.<br /><br /><br />You may be thinking "But internet super guy agent man, your life must be a whirlwind of <a href="http://www.sunhaze.net/photo%20gallery/Intrigue%20@%2012%20months.jpg">intrigue</a>, <a href="http://www.simpleseduction.com/images/site/splash/1-A.jpg">seduction</a>, and <a href="http://www.allu.com/wholesale/oneimages/onelinerimages/stupid.gif">lame/ironic one-liners</a>!" And for the most part you would be right, Johnny. Can I call you Johnny? I feel like I already know you, like we have some kind of connection. We're pals, aren't we? We were destined for great things, Johnny! Important things! We are a team, with me as the suave, collected leader, and you as the bumbling comic relief. We'll make it big!<br /><br />But there's a dark side to my life filled with danger and possible torture. The intrigue is in the form of an oldsmobile. The seduction is of fat, ugly women. And the one liners kind of suck. Also there is a guy with a cold sitting right behind me clearing his throat and sniffling. What the hell. Stop that. Go get a tissue or something. Wait, what?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-111359712917776944?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1110565495453329222005-03-11T10:13:00.000-08:002005-03-11T11:02:11.466-08:00(In this post I am assuming you are living in the US of A. If this is not the case, go back to Canadaland or Mexico, or whatever and learn to pretend.)<br /><br />The right to keep and bear arms has been a critical one in the making of our country. Not only has it allowed the ancient American a chance to shoot and eat things, it's also kept the king of England out of our homes, and makes a pretty good remote. Now this has always made the English pretty angry. They have a thing about coming into people's houses and bringing out the slap-hand.<br /><img src="http://willswift.com/images/queen_elizabeth.jpg" alt="See the rage in her eyes" border="2" height="100" width="100" /><br /><br />So now that this vital form of entertainment has been removed from them, they have attempted to subvert our way of life. Yes...they are trying to give themselves the right <span style="font-style: italic;">to keep and arm bears</span>.<br /><br /><img src="http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214000/214018/Products/6798418.jpg" alt="He thirsts for blood" border="2" /><br /><br />The idea behind this , of course, is to raise an army of bear warriors. However, I don't think they completely understand the consequences of their actions. We already know that bears know <span style="font-style: italic;">Martial Arts.</span><br /><img src="http://www.heidelberg-karate.de/Videos/karate_bear2.jpg" alt = "I am wetting my pants" border = "2" /><br /><br />As we have all learned from countless martial arts movies, Karate renders bullets useless. The only reason the bears haven't tried to take us over yet is that they haven't had the firepower. <span style="font-style: italic;">Until Now. Bears with Guns.</span><br /><br />Come on, England, think this over. You are spelling the death of humanity as we know it! And like all British spellings there are extra u's and things all over the place and nobody can keep track of it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-111056549545332922?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1109796394292303132005-03-02T12:43:00.000-08:002005-03-02T12:46:34.293-08:00Hey guys, woo hoo.<br /><br />I just gave blood! Feeling kinda dizzy right now.<br /><br />Woo hoo!<br /><br />Maybe I should have eaten something for breakfast first. Or maybe lunch. I figured coffee would work and so far it has. Woo HOO<br /><br /><br />So...hello internet, how are you? I am fine.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-110979639429230313?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11077099.post-1109344004952146122005-02-25T07:05:00.000-08:002005-02-25T07:42:41.566-08:00THIS IS THE PART THAT IS NOT THE TITLE.<br /><br /><br />I MAEK POST NOW<br /><br />This is my blog. I will create it, then ignore it for years.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11077099-110934400495214612?l=rndomencounter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Encounterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16148611833116975757noreply@blogger.com4